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Report: Next 5 inbound Helios

- Helios A5B - Size: 49m - Threat: Low
- Helios X9V - Size: 952m - Threat: Medium
- Helios F45 - Size: 67m - Threat: Low (and Ken)
- Helios R2A - Size: 604m - Threat: Medium
- Helios 94H - Size: 523km - Threat: CRITICAL
 
06/09/2026
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Uhh, Rafael,

Did you see those lab results at work yesterday? Why is nobody talking about it? Those Helios readings were different. It’s almost like they’ve invested so much money in upgrading the tech, and now they’ve got their answers they’re too scared to act upon it.

What are we dealing with? I thought we were dealing with meteor prevention, but somehow I don’t think they’re meteors anymore? WHAT ARE THEY!? WHAT ARE THE THINGS FLYING TO US? ARE WE OKAY?
 
06/09/2026
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To Ivy,

Congratulations for passing your degree in Helios Discovery and Prevention. We here at the SDP admire your outstanding grades and would love you an opportunity to work with us. Your skills would be invaluable if you choose to work with us, and you’d get the opportunity to save many lives.

Positions to work at the SDP are limited, so if this is something you are interested in please respond as soon as possible, and we can start discussions on salaries.

Esme
Recruiment
Skyblock Defence Program
 
06/09/2026
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SDP Shield
Name: Skyblock 2.0
Recommended load prevention: Helios - 20km
Status: OFFLINE
Error: Insufficient Power
 
06/09/2026
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Hello Team SDP,

I hope you’re all receiving this message in due time.

Firstly, I would like to celebrate Dorothy’s 100th Birthday! I hope you’re doing well Dorothy.

Secondly, I would like to remind everyone that works here, that attentiveness at work is extremely important. What we do is a matter of life and death and it’s of utmost importance that you focus at your job. Sitting playing games on your phone does not count as working. I don’t want to have to start calling names, Rob.

Ken
Human Resources
Skyblock Defence Program
 
06/09/2026
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SDP Laptop
 
06/09/2026
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Oink.
Oink.
06/09/2026
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You are very lucky
Du hast wirklich Glück
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It is good to have you back
Es ist schön, dich zurückzuhaben
06/09/2026
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I remember all of it, even as a pig, I heard Grot's voice every day. He never left me. He was so sweet to me.
It's certainly going to take me some time to readjust to life on two legs again.
Ich erinnere mich an alles, selbst als Schwein habe ich jeden Tag Grots Stimme gehört. Er hat mich nie verlassen. Er war so süß zu mir.
Es wird sicher einige Zeit dauern, bis ich mich wieder an das Leben auf zwei Beinen gewöhnt habe.
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Take good care of her
Pass gut auf sie auf
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She is lucky to have you
Sie ist glücklich, dich zu haben
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Nira is still getting her feet under her. She was a pig for a long time. But she is herself again. I do not know what I would have done without you.
Nira findet sich noch zurecht. Sie war lange ein Schwein. Aber sie ist wieder sie selbst. Ich weiß nicht, was ich ohne dich getan hätte.
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Glad I could help
Schön, dass ich helfen konnte
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She deserves to be home
Sie verdient es, zu Hause zu sein
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NIRA!
Look at her. She is back!
I do not have the words for this. You brought my wife back to me.
Thank you. I mean that.
NIRA!
Schau sie an. Sie ist zurück!
Ich habe keine Worte dafür. Du hast mir meine Frau zurückgebracht.
Danke. Das meine ich ernst.
06/09/2026
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Here are your storm ingredients
Hier sind deine Sturmzutaten
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Do you have all of it?
Nira used to tell me about storms. She said water freezes very high up in places like the cold taiga, where the air is thick and cold. Then you have water vapour that rises and hits the ice up high. They build massive charge, until the sky cannot hold it and cracks open.
If we stack the rods to focus it, and use the ice and water to build the charge, we can pull something bigger than any natural bolt. Something strong enough to break through the rot.
Let's hope we don't melt the whole nether.
Hast du alles?
Nira hat mir früher von Stürmen erzählt. Sie sagte, Wasser gefriert sehr hoch oben an Orten wie der Cold Taiga, wo die Luft dick und kalt ist. Dann gibt es Wasserdampf, der aufsteigt und auf das Eis oben trifft. Sie bauen massive Ladung auf, bis der Himmel sie nicht mehr halten kann und aufreißt.
Wenn wir die Ableiter stapeln, um es zu fokussieren, und das Eis und Wasser nutzen, um die Ladung aufzubauen, können wir etwas Größeres als jeden natürlichen Blitz erzeugen. Etwas stark genug, um durch die Fäulnis zu brechen.
Hoffen wir, dass wir dabei nicht den gesamten Nether schmelzen.
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That is a lot of materials
Das sind viele Materialien
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I'll gather everything
Ich sammle alles
06/09/2026

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